late nights

This is what Red ends up looking like after one of his weekend benders:

dog needs refresher on private property laws

The Left and I have so far dismissed Red's complete disregard for other people's property as mere puppy behavior. But as he's nearing the 1 year mark, we're leaning more towards spite than anything else. The Left is minus 1 pair of glasses (Red feasted on those months ago). And there's the walllet he's had for 5 years (I believe to cleanse the pallet, Red started off with the dollar bills, then moved onto the Georgia license, credit cards and finally for dessert, the wallet itself). As for me, a couple of recent incidents:



Who knew Red loved boat shoes too (especially insoles)? Good thing these Lakai ones fit right in.



Brilliant book so far ("The revolt hadn't been put down, it had just dwindled away into a fashion statement.")



Blast! Red loves it too. So much that he felt the need to eat the pages right out.



Red, snickering to himself in utter delight.

He may lick his own butt...

But Red takes his hygiene very seriously (check out the tongue action in each shot):









All done (but hating life)!

my seester, part II

My sister is political. So politial in fact that when the Left jokingly posted about my leaning towards the Chinese presidential candidate, she sent me the following email:

Sees, I just read the blog. Chiiii-nese Kucinich??? LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL!

Since the last debate, I've been telling Jake I'm not sure why more people are not supporting Kucinich. I know he is a wacky guy, but he is the most progressive on that stage, by far. He is also the only one that is for a TRULY UNIVERSAL healthcare -- single payer (federal government) system like in Canada , France , UK , and Germany . All of the other candidates SAY they will provide universal healthcare but are a bibimbop (mixed rice bowl) of employer coverage, some government funded coverage, and private insurance. It's basically like mandatory drivers insurance: some people will always choose not to get insurance because they either can't afford it or want to spend money on something else. Chiiii-nese Kucinich!

Wait, before I get too excited to have found a Kucinich supporter, do you really like him or just joke about Chiiii-nese.

my seester, part I

My obsession with the beastie boys stemmed from my sister's obsession with the beastie boys, circa 1994. It's 2007 now. NO SLEEP 'TILL...PHILLY c/o my sister:

blog approval ratings down

According to the Left, our blog approval ratings are down. Way down. And it's all my fault. In order to reclaim readership, here's post #1 of many to come this weekend.

We'll start with some pictures of Red looking dapper and a little bit country with this red bandana:

twins

Red has a twin..... No but Congratulations go out to "the Hoovers" on having twin girls on 8/08/07! Its official Red has 2 new friends. YEA!