Saturday, August 25, 2007

a strange day for us all

Wait. What's going on here?







The Spongebob balloons were the Left's peace offering to Red. The flowers - for me. And the Barry McGee piece - thanks to our favorite gallery girl Lindsay, this piece finally came out of hiding and is proudly hanging over the faux-mantle.



Back to Spongebob. Apparently, Red did not like the idea of a free-floating, yellow sponge with a goofy grin. In fact, he was so scared by the thing that he would run up to it, give a quick bark, then would scurry away with his tail between his legs. But the Left's intentions were good and soon, Red wasn't so scared anymore:





Friday, August 24, 2007

get well soon

A quick post to let you know Red's doing just fine. Considering...

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Thank you "BOYS II MEN" thank you

Some of Red's final thoughts before his big/sad day that is tomorrow..(we are getting our baby neuterd)

Although we've come to the End Of The Road
Still I can't let you go
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
Come to the End of the Road
Still I can't let you go
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

Girl, I know you really love me,
You just don't realize
You've never been there before
It's only your first time
Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
Maybe you'll try
We should be happy together forever, you and I

Can you love me again like you loved me before
This time I want you to love me much more
This time instead just come to my bed
And baby just don't let me, don't let me down


poor red.. :(

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

snuggle bed beta

After seeing a similar item online, I thought I'd dust off the ol' sewing machine and try my luck at making Red a snuggle bed. This is kind of a misnomer as it's not so much a bed as it is a pillowcase-type contraption that Red could burrow himself into (it's lined with sherpa). Unfortunately, I didn't take enough time to work out the dimensions and the thing turned out way too small. Red, so thoroughly disappointed and disgusted by this, threw up on it twice and 'snuggle bed beta' as it shall be known, is now sadly sitting on top of the dirtly laundry pile. Mocking me with its throw up stains and uneven seams.

Initial test looks positive:


Something is not right:


And finally, Red willing himself to poop on my failed attempt to win his affection:

Saturday, August 18, 2007

They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?

...well maybe not this time... Just got back from alittle Vegas trip over the past couple days.. Highlights, Tropicana, seeing my friends Shaun Moore and his lady, and the always-rude 58-year-old cocktail ladies that I love to aggravate. Ohh and I almost forgot, Congratulations are in order for "the way left", Red, and myself... no it's not that, but it is our 100th post! P.S. Happy Birthday MOM, from the three of us.. here are a few pics from the trip, NYC, MGM, and of course Red.

New York, New York..

that cat is so biiiiiig, Red looks like he went a few rounds with that lion at the dog camp, a little beat up, just like myself I'm sure he is saying you should have seen the other guy.

I believe that bone is the same size as Red.

wonder who sleeps more the lions @ MGM or Red?

From the looks of it Red just got off a 3 day bender.

Monday, August 13, 2007

obedience, schmobedience

In between eating things and peeing on things and barking at non-existent things, Red has his moments of complete obedience. Although, it takes a couple of tries:







Great success!

less than three equals heart <3

11 months and 1 day ago, this little guy came to be: