Since Red is so political these days, he wanted to switch up his logo... on a side note a happy birthday goes out to Mr. Hoover, besides Bobby Reds second favorite arm to molest.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
theme
Since Red is so political these days, he wanted to switch up his logo... on a side note a happy birthday goes out to Mr. Hoover, besides Bobby Reds second favorite arm to molest.
Friday, July 27, 2007
15 min, will have too wait
Just like at Fat Burger, i choose skinny fries over fat fries, so Red you should not let it get to you that the only reason your not in this commercial is that you are too skinny. And maybe the fact, you would not know what to do with yourself around all of those bitches.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Political Thoughts
Well, "the way left,” thinks she is soooo smart. Above are current thoughts. BUT that does not mean I'm conceding on my Al Gore ticket, you just have to think ahead in this world. Red has encouraged me too move on as well, mostly because he really wants me to start leaving his new ac fans that we got from sharper image on for him all day, and he is pretty convinced that the "former next president of the united states" will implement some sort of a tax on wasting all that electricity. I do believe I would like Gravel in the cabinet somewhere, the dude has some great tax ideas… only get taxed on the money you spend, not what you earn. Love that! Unlike the way left, Red and I have just decided on our guy, so for now that bumper sticker will be taped on, just incase Mr. Gore runs, but once November hits and still no word, sticking that baby on there.
Not sure the guys name but the way left is really into the guy who had to take the bus to the youtube debate, he is that Chiii-nese / American guy from Ohio. I doubt she even knows his name, but raving about the guy for days now.
sleeping dog makes for precious pictures
It's a well established fact that sleeping dog pictures are the cutest. Ever.
That is, unless, your dog is dreaming and his eyes roll back in his head. Like this:
That is, unless, your dog is dreaming and his eyes roll back in his head. Like this:
I'm glad you made it - I made some sweet tea!
As you can guess from the title, the Left and I have been heavily into "To Catch a Predator" with Chris Hansen (with Dateline NBC). The Left for some reason always likes to take the side of the predator and say things like "Why go out the front where you know the cops are waiting? I'd run out the back" or "It's entrapment! They can't go to jail for that. They didn't actually do anything yet". Quite charming, I know.
With the still wide array of candidates to choose from, the Left has long abandoned his Gore-Bloomberg ticket in search of greener pastures (no pun intended). To sort through the confusion, I told him to start from the beginning: What are some things you believe in, I asked. The Left's response?
"Gambling, predators, dogs in the workplace and teamsters".
UPDATE: After watching the YouTube/CNN debate this week, the Left has momentarily settled on Mike Gravel (he said something about taxes that the Left really liked).
In other news, CE-LEBRITY! Last week while waiting for a table at sushi in Beverly HILLS, we saw none other than the celebrinot couple of the moment, Heidi (pink terry sweat suit) & Spencer (albino-like white facial hair). The Left could barely keep hold of his chopsticks as he kept peering over at their table trying to ear hustle the contents of the dinner conversation. He did think that they made a good couple and they seemed sincerely in love. I, on the otherhand, thought they looked like a couple of chumps.
With the still wide array of candidates to choose from, the Left has long abandoned his Gore-Bloomberg ticket in search of greener pastures (no pun intended). To sort through the confusion, I told him to start from the beginning: What are some things you believe in, I asked. The Left's response?
"Gambling, predators, dogs in the workplace and teamsters".
UPDATE: After watching the YouTube/CNN debate this week, the Left has momentarily settled on Mike Gravel (he said something about taxes that the Left really liked).
In other news, CE-LEBRITY! Last week while waiting for a table at sushi in Beverly HILLS, we saw none other than the celebrinot couple of the moment, Heidi (pink terry sweat suit) & Spencer (albino-like white facial hair). The Left could barely keep hold of his chopsticks as he kept peering over at their table trying to ear hustle the contents of the dinner conversation. He did think that they made a good couple and they seemed sincerely in love. I, on the otherhand, thought they looked like a couple of chumps.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Monday, July 16, 2007
do you want to be in the Pen15 club?
I was stuck in sales meeting all last week. What a pleasure. The Left gave a presentation in front of 100 people. And survived. By the time the weekend rolled around and I finally came home, there was a lot of silliness in the air...
The Left: Do you want to be in the Pen 15 club?
Me: No.
The Left: Are you sure you don't want to be in the Pen 15 club?
Me: Yes, I'm sure.
The Left: Just let me do it. I haven't seen you all week.
This back-and-forth went on for a little while longer, and ended with me obliging to the Left's insistence that he tag the back of my hand with the inscription "pen15" (i.e. penis).
In other news, our celebrity sighting dry spell ended when the Left and I ran into one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, Bridget, at the Beverly Center. Just looking at the bags under her eyes made me feel tired. Boobs aside (which, by the way, the Left and I agreed weren't that big at all), she looked very normal and average. Go figure.
The Left: Do you want to be in the Pen 15 club?
Me: No.
The Left: Are you sure you don't want to be in the Pen 15 club?
Me: Yes, I'm sure.
The Left: Just let me do it. I haven't seen you all week.
This back-and-forth went on for a little while longer, and ended with me obliging to the Left's insistence that he tag the back of my hand with the inscription "pen15" (i.e. penis).
In other news, our celebrity sighting dry spell ended when the Left and I ran into one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, Bridget, at the Beverly Center. Just looking at the bags under her eyes made me feel tired. Boobs aside (which, by the way, the Left and I agreed weren't that big at all), she looked very normal and average. Go figure.
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