a timeline:
1. board your beloved dog at the wrong cage-free camp
2. miss your flight
3. get denied on your first standby flight
4. get denied on your second standby flight
5. be down one hundred bucks before you've even stepped foot in Vegas (airport bar)
6. ..but you should've seen the suite the Left put us up in...
7. have a blackjack dealer named Karl and everytime he busts have the whole table yell "Hot Karl!"
8. explain to your sister what a hot karl is
9. wait in a 15-minute cab line behind some beat girls talking about how drunk they were the night before
10. once back home, try to cheat the system and pay lost ticket fee ($30) instead of the 3-day parking fee ($90) - and get caught
11. get your dog back smelling like a cheap hooker, apparently from the complementary bath he received
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