The thing is...

The thing that The Left "forgot" to mention regarding the cat harness fiasco was that it was 10:30pm on a Tuesday night so my only option was to go to Ralph's and rummage through their pet supply section. And although their selection was not up to par according to The Left's very high standards, I only had Red's best intentions in mind. I mean, come on. Wouldn't you do anything for this guy?