Sunday, May 13, 2007

this is not a celebrity blog site

Sighting #1:
Who: Jake Gyllenhaal
Where: Laurel Canyon Dog Park
Spotted by: The Left

We were having a normal morning at the dog park when the Left spotted some paparazzi in the parking lot. We scanned the expansive dog park but couldn't come up with anyone notable, except for some LA hipsters & a very tall, stick-of-a-person blond. But the Left, smart as he is, followed the line of the photog's camera and spotted Donny Darko himself as he was leaving with his German Shepherd, Atticus. Keep and eye out for some inattentive dog owners (that's us) gawking at the Broke Back Mountain star on a celebrity blog near you.

Point 1, the Left.

Sighting #2:
Who: Randy Spelling (might have to google this one)
Where: Robertson & 3rd
Spotted by: The Way Left

No story here. Just walking back from the American Apparel store when I spotted the no-lister in his Range Rover driving down Third. The Left's response was a simple and disinterested "oh".

Still. Point 1, the Way Left.

Sighing #3:
Who: Kristin Cavallari, Nick Zano
Where: Beverly Center
Spotted by: The Way Left

Still reeling from the shock of seeing Randy earlier in the day, we were treated to some more celebrity eye candy as we were stopped at a light at the Beverly Center: none other than good-for-nothing Kristin Cavallari & her boyfriend Nick Zano (he co-starred opposite Amanda Bynes in What I Like About You). They looked like they had stepped out of the gym (her, in black stretch pants [insert camel toe joke here], him, in an ill-fitting basketball jersey [Wade]), although the Left and I couldn't find a gym (nor paparazzi) in sight. As they crossed the crosswalk, I couldn't help but honk the car horn (4 times in rapid succession) because any celebrity caught parading around town on a Saturday deserves a little sympathy attention.

Points 2 & 3, the Way Left.

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