pal gan is a dachshund, not a dash hound

Seester: oh sees, what is the bigger version of pal gan? doxin? or something like that? (PAL GAN means "Red" in Korean)
Me: dachschund. doxin - seester, you are so literal
Seester: i saw an fbi bomb dog this morning and it was a dachschund, not a mini like palgan a regular size one

A long pause...

Seester: wait - pal gan is dashchund? that is pronounced like doxin?
Me: yes, miniature
Seester: it's not pronounced "dash-hound"?
Me: no - it's pronounced 'doxin' in English...
Seester: i am a babo (STUPID, in Korean)
Me: proper pronunciation is more like dac-shunt. hey babo
Seester: na babo ya (I AM STUPID)
Me: he's a mini dachschund - a mini doxie
Seester: is there such a breed as dash-hound?
Me: like, pronounced "dash" "hound"?
Seester: yes
Me: no, babo
Seester: eeeish - don't tell pal gan. bad aunt
Me: dachschund is weiner dog is doxin. aish, Seester, pal gan shaking his head in shame right now
Seester: i've literally been telling people about pal gan, the "dash" "hound"
Me: oh Seester, no! dash hound makes him seem like some idiot dog
Seester: eeeish! i feel like stephen colbert. babo
Me: why stephen colbert?
Seester: because he makes up words like "truthiness"

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Me: i'm suprised no one's corrected you thus far
Seester: a bunch of yes men around me